Kings Of Lie-On: Band Never Asked To Do Glee, Tell Massive Fibs

Being shit on by a pigeon is one thing, having your arse aflame for telling lies is quite another.

Being shit on by a pigeon is one thing, having your arse aflame for telling lies is quite another. One of the creators of ‘hit US show’ Glee has revealed the Kings Of Leon, who claimed last month they had turned down an offer to contribute their songs to the program, had never been asked in the first place.

Ian Brennan told the Canadian Press that 80% of the rumoured collaborations with the show were in fact false. Not that anyone was listening, finding themselves too transfixed by the ever expanding noses of the Followills over yonder.

Glee’s second season starts in the US next week. Kings Of Leon, meanwhile, are going to assemble an 800ft robot called Robert and use it to crush Tokyo. Honest. Not lying. And their Dad is better than yours. And they already have a copy of Call Of Duty 14. AND. AND…. (snniiiiiiiiiiip - Ed)

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