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Lily Allen burnt a Glastonbury-goer’s ‘Fuck Kanye’ flag - they’re not very happy about it
“Get off your high horse and stop nicking things,” the indignant flag-owner told Lily Allen.
Despite the fact that Glastonbury Festival is the largest on earth, with approximately 80 stages of music to choose from, there’s been plenty of moaning surrounding Kanye West’s headline set. There were calls for a ‘rock band’ instead (yawn), and predictably a few people made various anti-Yeezy banners to take along to the festival. Last weekend at Glastonbury, Lily Allen took personal offence to a particular ‘Fuck Kanye’ flag, and after stealing the offending article, she torched it over her campfire.
The owner of the flag isn’t very happy about it, and told NME; “I thought it was hilarious until I saw that she’d burned it and gotten all self righteous about it. I don’t care who you are, you have no right to steal my stuff and vandalise it. Get off your high horse and stop nicking things.”
“Glastonbury is all about peace, love, good vibes and positivity,” continued Aoibheann, who was ironically upset about her rather hostile and unwelcoming flag going missing. “The guy is an egotistical narcissistic and self deluded idiot who’s still basking in the light of his one good album. His stand out attribute is his commercialism and self promotion which completely contradicts the socialist ethos of Glastonbury festival. So I reckoned he could just fuck off.”
We take it that Aoibheann wasn’t at the front for ‘All Day’ then…
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