Someone is selling mud from Glastonbury on eBay

With the dust settling on this year’s Glastonbury and just the skin of the Pyramid left to remove, some #joker has decided to make a few bob off those still wallowing in their festival blues.

Listed on eBay this morning: some mud from the festival site.

Described in the heading as “glastonbury genuine 100% glastonbury mud with glastonbury grass” (snappy, right?), bidding at the time of writing is sat at a modest £2.70. Bargain. “this is genuine 100% glastonbury mud collected on my wellies from the glastonbury festival site” explains the seller. It’s also ‘Used’, in case you were wondering. If you fancy joining in the hottest bidding war this side of an air guitar, the listing is here.

Alternatively, if you’d rather re-live the vibe for free, you can play catch-up on all DIY’s coverage from the festival right here. No mud anywhere.