Teleman bring wig-outs to their new ‘Mainline’ video

Never let Teleman near a slo-mo camera function unless you’re prepared to watch something truly gross. For the London band’s ‘Mainline’ video, they essentially re-create the luxurious M&S adverts, only instead of fancy jaffa gateaux flavour twists, they make food look properly disgusting, like something that shouldn’t go near the tastebuds.

Amongst a few gross slo-mo shots, Tom Sanders eats a raw egg, while other members slap each other round the face with raw pieces of meat. All in good humour - that is until they decide to squash a baby doll’s head with a vice. That shit’s not cool.

Full marks to Tom Sanders’ wig, too.

Teleman’s new video is streaming below. Debut album ‘Breakfast’ is out now.

They take to the following UK dates:

OCTOBER

18 Leeds, Brudenell Social Club

20 Manchester, Gorilla

21 Birmingham, Hare and Hounds

22 London, Heaven

24 Brighton, The Haunt