Morrissey sells T-shirt depicting him naked, standing next to The Queen

Morrissey has put up a new official tee portraying him smugly stopping the Queen from speaking - while also almost completely in the nuddy - as part of the merchandise for his current tour.

Captioned with the ridiculously unnerving speech bubble “The more you ignore me, the closer I get”, the ex-Smiths singer’s latest item of clothing is quite the statement. Firstly, it depicts his scarily imposing hand covering the Queen’s mouth, while he stares on straight ahead with a wry grin. Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, the fervent anti-royalist is completely naked save an artfully positioned vinyl covering the - ahem - crown jewels.

On sale here for just £25, it’ll be a nice back-up tee for when you’re not wearing his ‘Be Kind To Animals Or I’ll Kill You’ alternative.

Morrissey is currently on tour this month around the UK, playing music and selling these redonkulous T-shirts:

18 Cardiff Motorpoint Arena
20 Leeds First Direct Arena
21 Glasgow SSE Hydro
27 Birmingham Barclaycard Arena