EP Review
Chalk - Conditions III
4 StarsIts impact will linger long after the last pulse of sound has washed away.
’Conditions III’ neatly encapsulates Chalk’s aesthetic, from immersive, contemporary cinematica through to ‘90s rave style beats. From an ambient start, ‘Leipzig 87’ forms into a dark, thrumming loop that seems to point toward certain euphoria. All is drenched with a sense of foreboding, with scrapes of metallic industrial noise and a muttering vocal, but the track itself never quite crashes into a climax: it’s a set-up for the remainder of the record which comes to fruition in ‘Afraid’ - a rowdy, non-stop, guitar-driven blast with roared vocals and overdriven beats. At the centre of the EP lies the pulsating night-time electronica of ‘Tell Me’, infused with pounding synths and ominous lyrics. The closer to these four dramatic tracks is ‘Pool Scene’: a rising, insistent riff and lyrical motif (“without you I’ll never learn”) which swirl away to oblivion, taking with them the looping synths. The impact of this all-too-brief foray into the vast and darkly beautiful Chalk universe will linger long after the last pulse of sound has washed away.
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