Father John Misty’s merch game is something else

In this world, there is acceptable merch. There is excellent merch. And then, in a whole new league, there is Father John Misty merch.

How we swooned with fervour when Joshua Tilman revealed his very own Innocence by Misty perfume range. When Father John started flogging album artwork leggings, we thought he had reached his creative peak. The joke was on us. We had not prepared adequately for FJM’s new Life of Padre range, which is ‘definitely’ not a spoof take on Kanye West’s Life of Pablo merch line. Ahem.

Oh, and he’s also started selling Rose Quartz Crystal Earrings, too - “privately sourced by Father John Misty in Los Angeles”.

If you fancy a slice of the FJM action, you should probably get a move on before Yeezy sues him, tbh.