We got Mr Motivator to review some of the best bands at Truck Festival

“Yeah, I can listen to that. Superfood are pretty hot. I can see myself with my young lady in the corner now - I say young, she’s actually 60. We’re in the corner, and I’m grooving with her, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. Oh yeah. Oh man. This is my kind of thing. The lights are getting darker. Oh yes.”

Verdict: Motivational

“Now, if I lived in Hull, this would be the kind of music I would be listening to. This would be my protection music. This is the kind of music I’d need when I go out at 9:30 in the evening, just to make sure the grannies aren’t going to come out and attack me. I listened to the head banging stuff back in the day, but I was never geared up to be a punk. I thought about the tattoos and the piercings, but no - it didn’t work for me.”

Verdict: Semi-motivational in a combat situation

“They’re good. This is nice and slow, the kind of thing you listen to on a Sunday afternoon when the kids have gone out to play and you’re sitting there, thinking of how good they are and how lovely they are. And then you put this on, and it reminds you that love keeps you alive.”

Verdict: Very motivational

“You know, the wonderful thing about music is that music is for everyone and we’ve all got different lives… This can suit certain people out there. Who maybe have a hearing problem.”

Verdict: Un-motivational :(

“I thoughts Libertines was a sweet, I didn’t realise they were a band… Oh, this is Pete Doherty’s band? I can see why he left them to go on to greater things. Maybe this music is a good launching pad for people? I’m sure there are many people, especially at this wonderful Truck Festival, who would love it.”

Verdict: Sort of motivational, but only if you’re Pete Doherty and can now go on to, ahem, “greater things”

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