Without entertaining the perennial miserablism that surrounds the release of a new Weezer album, that ‘Van Weezer’ wasn’t likely to be the group’s finest work wasn’t a tough prediction. The band’s strengths have largely lied when they’ve embraced the awkward; from the coming-of-age of their debut self-titled ‘Blue’ album, to the quite literal ‘Maladroit’. When Rivers Cuomo sang of “my favourite rock group Kiss” in ‘In The Garage’, it’d more often than not be welcomed with an ‘aww, bless’, not wondering if he’s about to try and emulate them. And here’s where the record is most confusing. While shoehorned references and clumsy couplets have long been Weezer’s staple (to various degrees of success), the marriage of their still-undimmed knack for a melody with the pure braggadocio and comically large riffs that are staples of what anyone too young to remember ‘80s American hard rock imagines it is becomes a pure oil-water situation.
Given its title, that ‘Van Weezer’ launches immediately into an extended tapping sequence makes complete sense. Following in the same song with a line as “huh?” as “You got me crying / like when Aslan died”? Much less so. So while a misty-eyed retread of their youths could be the intention (it’s unlikely ‘I Need Some Of That’’s “Listening to Aerosmith / later on I will call my mom” is a line from 50-year-old Rivers’ journal), we’re left with a contrast that never quite works. Instead, it’s where the concept is applied metaphorically that ‘Van Weezer’ finds some green shoots. ‘Beginning of the End’ is, on paper, the cheesiest of all things - a song about being on tour - but is a welcome reminder of some of the band’s own signature sounds. Similarly, ‘Precious Metal Girl’ is musically subtle, but lyrically witty. It’s telling that ‘OK Human’, a record that paired soaring harmonies with Abbey Road orchestration to almost sickeningly-sweet effect queue-jumped this release: it just doesn’t make sense.
Latest Reviews

Graham Coxon - Castle Park
4 Stars
It’s a rare delight to hear him back in the driving seat.
17th June 2026

POND - Terrestrials
4 Stars
They boil everything down to its very essence.
17th June 2026

Swim Deep - Hum
3-5 Stars
A delightful and timely reset pressed.
17th June 2026

LIFE - ABSTRACT / NATURAL
3 Stars
It’ll take the record’s context to prevent it from being that bit too confusing.
17th June 2026
More like this

Rock reigns supreme at opening day of Mad Cool 2025
The temperature may be soaring, but nothing stops Muse, Weezer, Iggy Pop and more from bringing the heat on Thursday.
11th July 2025

Deftones play epic, career-spanning headline set at London’s Crystal Palace Park
The vast breadth of Deftones’ discography is on full display in South London tonight.
4th July 2025
Download Festival unveils Green Day, Sleep Token and Korn as 2025 headliners
Over 90 other bands have also been confirmed for the rock and metal weekender’s 22nd edition.
13th November 2024

Deftones to play June 2025 headline set at Crystal Palace Park
The iconic Sacramento band will be supported by Weezer, High Vis, and more.
4th November 2024
Featuring Yard Act, Death Cab For Cutie, Graham Coxon, Maisie Peters and more.






